Tablet Reviews : Vitapoly's Strip the Difference 4 Uncut

Here we go again, today's victim being a spot he difference game called Strip he Difference 4 Uncut... uncut? Really? Anyway Strip the Difference 4 from Vitapoly. Ok. There are a few things you need to understand about this that isn't explained well from the reviews on the android app store.

- The reason why only the larger tablets are best for this is because the game utilizes too many small details and using magnify sometimes registers as you tapping the screen making a selection. The magnify should have been like the magnify in Mystery Manor (pinching and stretching for magnify).

- Each puzzle uses hot spots for find the differences, like all hidden objects and find the differences games. Simply remembering each hot spot on each level will speed things up, even if the game tries to expand lifespan by changing certain hot spot choices from play to play.

- The game is a micro transactions game, even if it only means selling hints... or upgrades. That limits the games lifespan if you, like me, ain't spending money on inferior freeware.

- This is called Strip the Difference, only I played half of the 8 levels, and while she wears a skimpy outfit at no point does she strips... yes, she has a disturbing motion cycle each level, but that is to hide certain differences only visible and thus selectable in one position but not the other. For the first four levels she remains in the same clothes... as for Level 5... I mean Bonus Level 1 (once again the whole insufferable limited content)... waiting 24 hours to access that. Update to come.

- Almost forgot... there is at least one error (Level 2) with a false difference (bottom left drawer of cabinet) that is a graphics error. Probably more of these in this game, but that was the most noticeable to me.

Limited, flawed, and even if she strips stark naked and concludes the cycle with a gratuitous masturbation reward this won't get past a 2 out of 5... as it stands it's a 1 out of 5, pass on this one, and stay tuned for Spoiler Moment later this week as I reveal the content of the bonus levels.

Reverse Logic Review : Bibleslot dot com's Bible Slots

Well since most of the adult content of the android app store is buggy nonsense how about a religious experience where you celebrate the bible... by indulging in gambling. Seriously, it's a game loaded with bible themed slot machines, if this was a religious casino SIM Pat Robertson would be performing his crazy intolerance act in the casino theater making your social morals vanish with a wave of his hand.
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You start the game with 4 machines. Three dime slots in Adam & Eve, Noah' s Story and Christmas Story aka the birth of Jesus. There is also one quarter slot in The Story of Exodus. You also start with $500 and level 1 experience. The purpose is simple, play the machines and build up money and experience playing the machines... h u h? All the machines are already available? Three more quarters in Samson and Delilah... two dollar machines involving Jesus and Joesph and the Amazing Technicolor dream coat... and a five dollar slot about the End of Days not involving Left Behind or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

So... what's the point of playing and leveling up if your not even unlocking machines... maybe there's a point... hold on... checking...Oh Damn my head hurts! What is the point of this shovelware other than to addict you to gambling! Making it about the bible is pointless as it teaches you NOTHING about the bible! In fact all you do is bet money, spin, and repeat... Oh, and get shilled by the game to exchange real money for fake virtual money, and if your going to waste real money you might as well go to a real virtual casino... which you can't do in Hawaii as long as the Democrats rule with an iron fist (under their Republican costumes and fistfuls of special interest money).

Other than to give you little bursts of free slot machine fun this is just plain boring, and yes there are better slot machine games out there... skip this one. Bible Slots pulls and spins five Holy Jigglypuffs, zeroing out.

I'd like to say one day we'll be reviewing an adult sex SIM set in biblical times... except we can't even find an adult sex SIM set in the here and now so... stay tuned for more fails.

Tablet Review : ViMap Services Sexy 4 Card Poker

This should be old hat by now... and we are only on review #2... sigh.

Another so called Adult game with Teen quality cheesecake photos of ladies in lingerie or swimsuits. At best, if you want to call it the game's best point, the game's gimmicky card game is at least fresh. You are dealt 5 cards, and have to drop 1 for the best hand possible. That means quick short hands of cards... but to what end? From my understanding the static images are completely random everytime a new hand is dealt, so your not even trying to strip ladies in this game. You just play cards, and look at random images. That's it.

On the bright side the card game is at least New, if very limited without options to play other card games. Also some of the images are nice, even if shortly seen without a strip poker option. Well... a 2 out if 5. A short stack of pointless but at least it's... ok.

Sadly I have a bad feeling it will be hard to find a game that rises above "acceptably mediocre" but we will see w hat we can do. Stay tuned.

Tablet Review : Someone Irrelevant's Naughty Secretary Game

Continuing our irrelevant non adult adult games we next check out Naughty Secretary Game, by Someone Irrelevant. The premise? A rather simple strip the lady game... except for the fact there are far more games like this on the internet, where you strip her bare and ultimately have sex with her... spoiler, this game doesn't round to home base.

Not worth it. The game is heavily dependent on ads, and the desire to gather your information to sell to companies in order for them to cater ads to you... all for a short pointless game of tap the virtual button in order to collect little devils in order to strip a Jessica Rabbit clone... for all of five minutes, then the game ends at third base with her stripped to her undies and that's it... oddly it's the farthest I have seen a game on Android make a woman naked, and it is still unrecommendable. A 1 out of 5.

Tablet Review : Intdroid's Sexy Puzzle Game

A simple enough premise, rotate the image blocks until you got a cheesecake image of a lady in a swimsuit or lingerie, the game (for me) could never play past one go, constantly shutting down after one puzzle was completed. Maybe this was because I wad reviewing the free version, but that was more than enough for me let me tell you.

- The images, the few I did, were all Teen level risque. I saw better on xbooru.
- The puzzles are way too easy, not even challenging you in that respect.
- The overall presentation is lackluster and dull.

All that combined brings us to the score, a weak sauce 1 out of 5. I'd like to say better is coming... but don't hold your breath, alot of this content look weak. Stay tuned.