Well since most of the adult content of the android app store is buggy nonsense how about a religious experience where you celebrate the bible... by indulging in gambling. Seriously, it's a game loaded with bible themed slot machines, if this was a religious casino SIM Pat Robertson would be performing his crazy intolerance act in the casino theater making your social morals vanish with a wave of his hand.
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You start the game with 4 machines. Three dime slots in Adam & Eve, Noah' s Story and Christmas Story aka the birth of Jesus. There is also one quarter slot in The Story of Exodus. You also start with $500 and level 1 experience. The purpose is simple, play the machines and build up money and experience playing the machines... h u h? All the machines are already available? Three more quarters in Samson and Delilah... two dollar machines involving Jesus and Joesph and the Amazing Technicolor dream coat... and a five dollar slot about the End of Days not involving Left Behind or Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So... what's the point of playing and leveling up if your not even unlocking machines... maybe there's a point... hold on... checking...Oh Damn my head hurts! What is the point of this shovelware other than to addict you to gambling! Making it about the bible is pointless as it teaches you NOTHING about the bible! In fact all you do is bet money, spin, and repeat... Oh, and get shilled by the game to exchange real money for fake virtual money, and if your going to waste real money you might as well go to a real virtual casino... which you can't do in Hawaii as long as the Democrats rule with an iron fist (under their Republican costumes and fistfuls of special interest money).
Other than to give you little bursts of free slot machine fun this is just plain boring, and yes there are better slot machine games out there... skip this one. Bible Slots pulls and spins five Holy Jigglypuffs, zeroing out.
I'd like to say one day we'll be reviewing an adult sex SIM set in biblical times... except we can't even find an adult sex SIM set in the here and now so... stay tuned for more fails.
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