Failure to Launch : Giant Mobile' Sexy Sinema California Girls Volume 1-3

Remember when I said the Android app store would be pretty empty of adult content if they actually applied some quality control on the stuff they post? This is one of those fillers that wouldn't make the cut.

Supposedly a batch of 3 ladies with 3 minute videos this should be the simplest thing to pull off even for Giant Mobile... except from the complaints in the review section they can't even do t gat without rolling out a crash buggy mess that fails instantly on launch... on the bright side GameLoft' s Men in Black 3 now has company in the insta-fail category.

I would say this is a joke app, but Giant Mobile is actually charging $2 or 200 credits a pop for something that refuses to load properly, forget play. Why this hasn't been purged from the android app store is obvious, if they actually tried to apply serious quality control standards on these there would be practically no adult content that would meet standards... that doesn't mean you have to waste money on trash. As I see it? You want my money, Giant? Fix this trash and prove to me you deserve it. Otherwise go to sleep, Giant Mobile, here is your Jigglypuff!

I'd like to say this is a rarity, but truth is telling you about an adult title worth owning is the sad rarity. So stay tuned, more fail coming up.

Time to Review... Older Teen games?

Let's face it, mainstream devices short of the PC couldn't muster the guts to post a real adult game... but they try, oh they do so try. The biggest home of these failed attempts at non adult games is the present gen of smartphones and tablets... So let's start grinding some reviews of these and see what they're like.... spoiler, they are no Japanese hentai games... oh, I will also talk about titillating non adult games, for one reason or another, in Eye Candy Review. Stay tuned.